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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Fixing the Phoenix Suns: Retooling the roster in 6 steps - Bright Side Of The Sun

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

No go.

share office space ...

Still no good.

My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Minds and Behinds

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

So they tried

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

‘It Is Going to Happen’: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Warns of Crack in the Bond Market - Barron's

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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