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12.06.2025 03:20

Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Fixing the Phoenix Suns: Retooling the roster in 6 steps - Bright Side Of The Sun
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
share office space ...
Still no good.
My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Minds and Behinds
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
So they tried
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
‘It Is Going to Happen’: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Warns of Crack in the Bond Market - Barron's
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives